tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5752004771762768589.post6122293804673098983..comments2023-11-05T12:17:43.618+00:00Comments on lorenzo the llama: Miki with Allan and Lorenzo showing offlorenzothellamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10248039576046971460noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5752004771762768589.post-19879026799412354322007-01-27T16:12:00.000+00:002007-01-27T16:12:00.000+00:00Thank you Seph for your comments. I do my best!Thank you Seph for your comments. I do my best!lorenzothellamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10248039576046971460noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5752004771762768589.post-57917691559014962012007-01-27T11:59:00.000+00:002007-01-27T11:59:00.000+00:00Is there any particular time you're not "detoxing"...Is there any particular time you're not "detoxing" silly buggerAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5752004771762768589.post-36617716885022609442007-01-26T23:12:00.000+00:002007-01-26T23:12:00.000+00:00Dear Moggie,
If you had been paying attention this...Dear Moggie,<br />If you had been paying attention this afternoon you would have spotted a bottle of flowerydick in my shopping basket! I do keep wondering what 'slippery elm and senna' do for you though.lorenzothellamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10248039576046971460noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5752004771762768589.post-72456787312067342532007-01-26T21:16:00.000+00:002007-01-26T21:16:00.000+00:00Mad moggie here again didn't mean to hit the annoy...Mad moggie here again didn't mean to hit the annoymous button! hey ho us moggies aren't as smart as you llamas, will try better this time to remember me name!!!!<br /><br />meow for nowAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5752004771762768589.post-312775842874727062007-01-26T21:12:00.000+00:002007-01-26T21:12:00.000+00:00Lorenzo
If all this de-toxong is leaving you fatig...Lorenzo<br />If all this de-toxong is leaving you fatigued and spotty with bags under your eyes, may i suggest a visit to your local health food shop!! (where all the best looking llamas hang out)<br />Where I'm sure those fab folks there can find a remedy for the down side of de-toxing! <br />I'd suggest a bottle of 'flowery dick' what do you think?<br />Catcha soon<br /><br />Mad MoggieAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5752004771762768589.post-86232178134795376592007-01-26T20:32:00.000+00:002007-01-26T20:32:00.000+00:00Has anyone heard the latest from the Coal-Pit? Ap...Has anyone heard the latest from the Coal-Pit? Apparently there is going to be a 1-day mass walk out in protest over the new wage settlement. <br /><br />In actual fact, there isn't a new wage settlement, nor has there been, since decimalisation. The men just want the day off to see the naked bathing in Lymme Park.<br /><br />Silly buggers.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5752004771762768589.post-87711991596736617892007-01-26T11:01:00.000+00:002007-01-26T11:01:00.000+00:00If you bathe in Darcy's Pool remember to take an ...If you bathe in Darcy's Pool remember to take an ice-axe with you as you will have to break through to get in. Please don't take the Pound Shop's bubble bath with you, as it has been known to kill fish.<br /><br />Don't be silly Ann. The sun bed came from off a skip. Poynton folk really believe in re-cycling. Some of my best furniture came from skips, fly tipping and the Ammeniety Site.<br /><br />AND don't knock the beauty shop. They are very hot on hygiene there. If you are a regular customer they always change the razor blade before they shave you and they collect their own mud for the facials from Macclesfield Canal. I have often wondered though, why you are not allowed to be a blood donar if you tell them you use that particular beauty parlour.lorenzothellamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10248039576046971460noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5752004771762768589.post-7831085998380720092007-01-26T07:44:00.000+00:002007-01-26T07:44:00.000+00:00Estelle - good move. All the men will be down the...Estelle - good move. All the men will be down the pit at dawn.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5752004771762768589.post-89746719488938934332007-01-25T23:36:00.000+00:002007-01-25T23:36:00.000+00:00No problem with the bubble bath. I'll bathe in Dar...No problem with the bubble bath. I'll bathe in Darcy's pond. Naked. At dawn.Estelle des Chevaliershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10650814704548018767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5752004771762768589.post-43810965502197374772007-01-25T21:26:00.000+00:002007-01-25T21:26:00.000+00:00Lorenzo - stop that! I havn't laughed so much sinc...Lorenzo - stop that! I havn't laughed so much since Richard proposed (until I realised he was serious).<br /><br />Estelle, if all these rough 'Poynton' men get too much for you, we could all hide in the local beauty parlour. They do a free shampoo and set with every leg-wax (it gives them something to do whilst the candles are melting over the coal-fire). If you time your visit right, we will have a new 'sun-bed'. The owner has picked it up cheap from Chernoble - something about it failing health and safety standards - so that will be nice. Estelle, you havn't mentioned your age, but over 60's are half price on a Wednesday.<br /><br />Infact we will be quite safe to wander around the village until 'knocking off' time at the pit. After that, it is every woman for themselves I'm afraid.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5752004771762768589.post-85717732096689106162007-01-25T20:43:00.000+00:002007-01-25T20:43:00.000+00:00Every bottle of bubble bath in Poynton has now bee...Every bottle of bubble bath in Poynton has now been sold although there may be an odd bottle left in the Pound Shop, but I wouldn't trust that too much as I think they make it themselves out of Ajax powder, Fairy Liquid, bleach and Coty L'Aimant. You can get a good froth with it though and it is wonderful for cleaning those little burnty bits on pyrex.<br /><br />Also there appears to be empty shelves where once stood rows of massage oil, talcum powder, and vaseline.<br /><br />Big Dick has found out you are coming to town and has offered to show you the sights, but he hasn't said which sights he means. Please Estelle, keep away from Cheeky Norman. I know you are woman enough to handle him but I don't think he would survive if you went into his shops and started messing about with his parsnips.lorenzothellamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10248039576046971460noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5752004771762768589.post-55077546050028092822007-01-25T11:08:00.000+00:002007-01-25T11:08:00.000+00:00L- Who could forget? I should think ranking highly...L- Who could forget? I should think ranking highly in Rome can be a nightmare if you can't pronounce your r's!<br /><br />p.s. word has got out about E's pending visit to the deli. Apparently the men have stampeded the co-op for bubble-bath and mulled wine,the woman are refusing to take the coal out of the tin baths and all the ducks have been shot - chaos!<br /><br />sorry - couldn't resist.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5752004771762768589.post-26183877570407127822007-01-25T10:15:00.000+00:002007-01-25T10:15:00.000+00:00Maalie: I have been fiddling about with the link ...Maalie: I have been fiddling about with the link address and I think I have got it now, but it still won't get onto that McKeith woman's page. Any other ideas?lorenzothellamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10248039576046971460noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5752004771762768589.post-44018774929604926252007-01-25T10:04:00.000+00:002007-01-25T10:04:00.000+00:00Estelle, surely you remember Biggus Dickus and S...Estelle, <b> surely </b> you remember Biggus Dickus and Sillius Soddus and Pontius Pilot who couldn't pronounce his 'Rs', and talked about his friend Biggus Dickus who ranks very highly in Rome?<br /><br />Glad you liked the post Maalie. I had half expected you to comment on my rogue goose and tell me he is a juvenile or in eclipse or somesuch.lorenzothellamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10248039576046971460noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5752004771762768589.post-32576636861050994662007-01-25T07:53:00.000+00:002007-01-25T07:53:00.000+00:00Nice mother and child ;-)
Life of Brian, isn't th...Nice mother and child ;-)<br /><br />Life of Brian, isn't that one the with 'Bright side of Life'? I saw it some years ago, don't remember much about it I'm afraid.Estelle des Chevaliershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10650814704548018767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5752004771762768589.post-52679913890127894652007-01-24T23:33:00.000+00:002007-01-24T23:33:00.000+00:00Last two piccies, I might submit them to my UK-Wea...Last two piccies, I might submit them to my <a href="http://www.ukweatherworld.co.uk/">UK-WeatherWorld </a> forum as a nice example of stratocumulus.Maaliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13444125754967223180noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5752004771762768589.post-28762400871121435912007-01-24T23:02:00.000+00:002007-01-24T23:02:00.000+00:00Yes, found it. After your final slash in the addre...Yes, found it. After your final slash in the address (just before the second inverted commas), replace <i> index.html</i> with <i> gillian.html</i>.<br /><br />That should sort it (you can go back via your dashboard and edit it).Maaliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13444125754967223180noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5752004771762768589.post-80071553361110407962007-01-24T22:51:00.000+00:002007-01-24T22:51:00.000+00:00Interesting post, nice pictures. In the link, I th...Interesting post, nice pictures. In the link, I think you might have made a typo in the address bit between the inverted commas, the rest looks fine.<br /><br />Nice to see a bit of <i>real</i> winter at last. Good for the things that have an obligatory diapause.Maaliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13444125754967223180noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5752004771762768589.post-77949346938885818142007-01-24T21:39:00.000+00:002007-01-24T21:39:00.000+00:00Oh whoops, my link didn't work. Just tried clicki...Oh whoops, my link didn't work. Just tried clicking on and I got some rubbish about that page not existing. I'll have to try harder next time, but at least I did get a blue bit.lorenzothellamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10248039576046971460noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5752004771762768589.post-41409264769750852852007-01-24T19:05:00.000+00:002007-01-24T19:05:00.000+00:00Of course Scottish isn't a negative adjective. I ...Of course Scottish isn't a negative adjective. I have a very dear Scottish friend called Wils that I love very much. It's just that woman McKeith is so hectoring and irritible it puts people off eating lentils. I even have a comment from McDuff a few posts back.<br /><br />Look Ann, The only time you took your eyes of The Times was when Berky got amorous with the spoon, so I'm sure you weren't counting my spots, mentally noting how knackered I am, or thinking 'what a pale, washed out old hag she is'.lorenzothellamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10248039576046971460noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5752004771762768589.post-74478653906238284482007-01-24T18:39:00.000+00:002007-01-24T18:39:00.000+00:00"....palid, spotty, with bags under my eyes..."
Y..."....palid, spotty, with bags under my eyes..."<br /><br />You looked pretty good to me, sweetie! Mind you my eyes were slightly strained from reading the old 'footsy'. Actually, you look pretty good, stretching away on those rocks too. Did you learn that from the Dial-a-Lama?<br /><br />Yes, baby is very, very gorgeous.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5752004771762768589.post-80986642530395635452007-01-24T18:09:00.000+00:002007-01-24T18:09:00.000+00:00"...horrid Scottish, domineering, poo obsessed wom..."...horrid Scottish, domineering, poo obsessed woman Gillian McKeith."<br /><br />*NEE NAAR NEE NAAR NEE NAAR - TORTOISESHELL'S POLITICALLY CORRECT POLICE CAR APPROACHES*<br /><br />allo allo allo...<br /><br />While going about my duties, I noticed that you list "Scottish" within a list of negative adjectives. I'm sure you don't really mean this...<br /><br />sorry!<br /><br />Dr Tortoiseshell (BA Hons - *STRATHCLYDE*)Tortoiseshellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10926892172682489446noreply@blogger.com